the legend of arfy
arfy the dog arfed
a very loud arf at
a mailman who said
arf to the arf boy
arf boy was eating
a bowl of arf when
he quickly evolved
into a big arf man
arf man visits his
arf sister who was
dating a woman who
arfed a bouncy boy
they named him arf
mcarferson after a
lovely animal that
arfed all his life
the legend of arfy
lives arfly onward
just like the bird
arfing in the wind
Tips For Living Inside A Whale by tcop86, literature
Literature
Tips For Living Inside A Whale
Tips for Living Inside A Whale
Advice Given By Jonah
1. Don't panic.
2. Believe in miracles.
3. Learn to enjoy the taste of raw fish.
4. Darkness is your friend.
5. Save bones after meals; they become your friends.
6. Singing "Come Sail Away" by Styx is a good way to soothe the whale. Singing "My Heart Will Go On" will give him a stomachache.
7. Suffer from motion sickness? Tough luck.
8. Flossing the whale's teeth is a good way to pass the time.
9. Stay close to the blowhole, you'll thank me later.
10. Cavities are GREAT hiding places.
11. Despite what other people might say, man can survive on salt water.
12. If you run into a
I Do Not Understand What I Understand
I do not understand what I understand.
My memory will continue to unwind.
I have thoughts that sink in quicksand.
There is always less supply than demand.
It always puts me in some kind of bind.
I do not understand what I understand.
The ideas are often hanging by a strand
clinging onto every one that I can find.
I have thoughts that sink in quicksand.
Trying to keep them from going bland,
always jumbled up within my mind.
I do not understand what I understand.
When I try to write them beforehand
my handwriting has proven unkind.
I have thoughts that sink in quicksand.
Perhaps, I have to
the legend of arfy
arfy the dog arfed
a very loud arf at
a mailman who said
arf to the arf boy
arf boy was eating
a bowl of arf when
he quickly evolved
into a big arf man
arf man visits his
arf sister who was
dating a woman who
arfed a bouncy boy
they named him arf
mcarferson after a
lovely animal that
arfed all his life
the legend of arfy
lives arfly onward
just like the bird
arfing in the wind
I Do Not Understand What I Understand
I do not understand what I understand.
My memory will continue to unwind.
I have thoughts that sink in quicksand.
There is always less supply than demand.
It always puts me in some kind of bind.
I do not understand what I understand.
The ideas are often hanging by a strand
clinging onto every one that I can find.
I have thoughts that sink in quicksand.
Trying to keep them from going bland,
always jumbled up within my mind.
I do not understand what I understand.
When I try to write them beforehand
my handwriting has proven unkind.
I have thoughts that sink in quicksand.
Perhaps, I have to
Tips For Living Inside A Whale by tcop86, literature
Literature
Tips For Living Inside A Whale
Tips for Living Inside A Whale
Advice Given By Jonah
1. Don't panic.
2. Believe in miracles.
3. Learn to enjoy the taste of raw fish.
4. Darkness is your friend.
5. Save bones after meals; they become your friends.
6. Singing "Come Sail Away" by Styx is a good way to soothe the whale. Singing "My Heart Will Go On" will give him a stomachache.
7. Suffer from motion sickness? Tough luck.
8. Flossing the whale's teeth is a good way to pass the time.
9. Stay close to the blowhole, you'll thank me later.
10. Cavities are GREAT hiding places.
11. Despite what other people might say, man can survive on salt water.
12. If you run into a
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